The Lame Dao Priest

He almost died electrocuted when he was peeing; he was born with extreme misfortune which forced him to learn the daoist priest teaching. How hilarious would it be when he met a ghost? Read various wonderful stories, completely in The Lame Daoist Priest.

T/N Description:

My old man really had no common sense when he chose my name. He was just watching the movie in television, Li Xiaolong’s Way of the Dragon movie. Dad was suddenly got his heavenly revelation and pounded the table: “It’s Li Xiaolong! ”. And thus, in such heavenly coincidence, my father named me Xiaolong after Bruce Lee’s name. Since the beginning when I was born, bad luck always following me and ONLY happening to me, even I almost died electrocuted when I was peeing under the electric pole.

It was until one day:

“Since you were born, no matter how dangerous things happened, you didn’t die right? That was because of Red Arrow mark. Great misfortune will always follow you until you’re dead. Only by practicing Taoism could you resolve this situation.

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The timid-superstitious unbeliever Xiaolong, reluctantly believed the dying old man, even felt the old swindler just making a joke out of him. It was until when he was shown what ghost would look like did he start to accept “the reality”. The dying old man eventually had died, and his spirit proved to him that he was seeing “the real thing”. He left him a legacy of 50 thousand RMB in cash, and 1.5 millions in papers. But his most important legacies were the Dao teaching compiled in a thick book and his follower, the ancient female high-leveled spirit, Murong Daiyu who became Xiaolong half-master afterward.

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The female spirit said gently: “You are now the successor disciple of 54th Niu Tian Daoist master, as well as the sole candidate for 55th generation head.

“Wait a minute”, I interrupted: “I only heard Celestial Master Zhang Daoling who found The Way of Celestial Masters, never heard about this Bull Celestial Master”…