I'm going to be the man of both the Immortal Venerable and the Demon Empress!

The Immortal Venerable, with her awe-inspiring presence that could swallow mountains and rivers, stood atop a seven-colored auspicious cloud. Her celestial sword blazed with might, striking fear into the hearts of all demons. She was determined to vanquish evil and restore peace to the heavens and earth.

The Demon Empress, mighty and ferociously evil, stirred up monstrous tides, commanding legions of demons from the three realms. The nine palaces of the sea churned, shaking even the Kunlun Mountains. She was poised to sweep across the land and reign supreme over all.

As this world-shaking battle between immortals and demons was about to erupt, a man in the distance bustled about, his head spinning from the chaos. Finally, he could bear it no longer. He raised his head and shouted, “You two, stop fighting! Come back and feed the baby!”