闭嘴, 你这假粉

Ye Jiuyue, an extremely ordinary first year university student.

Shen Weixing, an A-list celebrity.

After a baffling, incidental one night stand, their relation progressed into a long-term “collaboration”, and everyday they testingly tip-toe on the line to angering the other to death.

Shen Weixing: Me, I’m Shen Weixing, let’s get a hotel room.

Ye Jiuyue: I don’t believe you.

Shen Weixing: I’ll show you my face.

Ye Jiuyue: You could have gotten plastic surgery, though.

Shen Weixing: I’ll show you my Weibo account.

Ye Jiuyue: You could have hacked the account, though.

Shen Weixing: I’ll show you my personal id.

Ye Jiuyue: You could have forged some fake id, though.

Shen Weixing: I could also strangle you to death.

Shen Weixing: Very good, you’ve successfully piqued my interest, I’ll give you the chance to slowly reveal your inner, manipulative side.

Ye Jiuyue: OMG, I dunno how it happened, but I’ve slept with my idol, can you believe it?

A Gong and Shou who both have very strange thought processes.