玄學大佬只想收租養老婆

Liu Shiyin, a nominal Taoist priest in a Daoist temple during the Yongjin era, spent his days exorcising evil spirits, reading fortunes, and catching ghosts. However, his true passion was napping and playing video games.

Who would have thought that an accident would cause him to transmigrate into a landlord of an apartment building three centuries later?

His new job consisted of collecting rent and playing video games from the comfort of his home – the perfect recipe for a salted fish existence.

However, his peaceful days were shattered when his tenants started experiencing strange occurrences.

One midnight, the new tenant frantically called him with harassment calls – claiming to have encountered a ghost!

At first, Liu Shiyin dismissed the claim as a prank. However, upon entering the tenant’s apartment, his face darkened.

It seems that not all ghosts are discerning in their haunts.

A small, inanimate wooden doll without any yin energy appeared before Liu Shiyin’s eyes.

Acquired Wooden Doll x1

First Night Together:

Liu Shiyin was almost bitten. He locked the doll in a drawer and sealed it with talismans.

However, it still managed to escape, but in the wrong direction…

Why is this little idiot chasing after me!

Second Meeting:

Liu Shiyin expertly called out to the little black-faced doll, and a doll happened to grow in his pocket.

But the doll was super fierce and would eat any ghost it saw.

Little Black Face: I dare you to bully him!

Liu Shiyin: Do you want to take another bite?

Afterward:

As they spent more time together, Liu Shiyin discovered that this little wooden doll would not only give him clothes when he came out of the shower wearing only a bath towel, but also love to carry sticky notes and pens to chase after him to learn.

Liu Shiyin, who only loved to read fortunes and was extremely directionally challenged, said: Learning is impossible, I will never learn feng shui in my life.

X days later:

Upon discovering that the wooden doll was his lover from a previous life, Liu Shiyin silently grabbed a thick feng shui book: I love to learn, learning makes me happy, for my wife, I will do my best.

Faced with the wooden doll that he had previously wished would flush down the toilet, Liu Shiyin: True love ^^

**…**

When the netizens learned of the change in leadership of the powerful Xu family in Jiangcheng, they were all very curious, and they all speculated.

Would it be the eldest son of the Xu family who would take over smoothly, or would it be the second son who would take over?

After much speculation, no one could have imagined that the one who would seize power would be the youngest son of the Xu family, Xu Linyan, who was crippled and could only sit in a wheelchair!

When it was later revealed that he was in a relationship with Liu Shiyin, a famous celestial master in Jiangcheng, the netizens’ jaws dropped and the hot searches exploded!

“What happened to the lone star, destined to be alone?”

“I’m still single, how did he get a girlfriend?”

“He not only has a boyfriend, but he’s also rich!”

“That’s it, the clown is me.”

And those rich businessmen, movie stars, and Daoists who wanted to find Liu Shiyin to read their fortunes but couldn’t find him, all checked in under the hot searches:

“Mr. Xu, let’s cooperate, I’ll give you all the profits, just ask your boyfriend to read a fortune!”

“Mr. Xu, I heard that you have opened a new game company under your banner. I’ll endorse it for free, just ask your partner to help me read my palm!”

“Mr. Xu, how about some magic weapons? I’ll give them to you for free, just ask your boyfriend to open a class!”

Liu Shiyin: Opening a class is not as fragrant as accompanying my wife.

Xu Linyan: My boyfriend is right (serious face).

**…**

Consumption Guide:

→1v1, MC is gong, mutual favoritism, happy ending

→The tenants always encounter ghosts and accidents, and the metaphysics master who exorcises evil spirits, reads fortunes, and falls in love with his little wife while raising his little wife.

→The metaphysics knowledge is all made up, the work has nothing to do with reality, it is purely fictional, do not substitute into reality, do not believe in feudal superstition, believe in science.