没钱修什么仙？

Elder: “You want revenge?”

Young Man: “I was humiliated repeatedly by the strong and treated like tr*sh by my master. Of course I want revenge!”

The elder patted the young man’s head and sighed, “Good child, I’ll teach you a technique.”

The young man exclaimed, “Senior! How can I accept this?”

The elder extended his hand. “Give me your phone.”

The young man stared at the changes on his phone, utterly shocked. “Senior! Where did this hundred years of cultivation come from?”

The elder smiled faintly. “Good child, this is your reserve cultivation from the Heavenly Court. You can use it whenever you’re in a pinch. Don’t let others humiliate you anymore.”

The young man frowned. “Isn’t this just borrowing cultivation power? I’m afraid…”

The elder replied, “The Heavenly Court is a big platform. New users can borrow a hundred years of cultivation with 30 days of no interest. Daily interest is as low as half a day’s cultivation—less than one weekly cycle of breathing exercises.”

…

Zhang Yu snorted coldly and closed the advertisement.