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Object Class: Keter

Description: SCP-X is a humanoid that calls himself as “Zhang Jue” and came from a parallel universe with traits that are unaffected by most SCP anomalous objects.

Long-term observational studies reveal that he has a mildly antisocial personality and loves to tr*sh-talk.

SCP-X can obtain the ability of a particular SCP anomalous object through physical contact, and the ability obtained will be adjusted accordingly to his condition.

Special Containment Procedures:

Special attention needs to be paid to the containment of SCP-X. (Special precautions towards themself)

SCP-X should be contained in a single villa designed by a French designer, not less than 50 x 50 x 20 meters, with a garden on the top floor and a swimming pool with no less than 200 square meters in the courtyard.

The Foundation shall assign a male staff member over 50 years of age, trained in British royal etiquette, who shall wear a wig 24 hours a day to assist in the management of the villa.

The staff monitoring the SCP-X behavior must undergo a monthly psychological evaluation. There have been cases where staff had quit the Foundation because they could not stand the tr*sh talk.