坏女人告白，全舰失眠！

My name is Luo Ming, and I’m a transmigrator who came into this game world quite some time ago. Today marks the 1095th day of my tenure as the captain of Hyperion, despite the rising number of Valkyrie who are onboard on this ship of mine, till this very day, I remained single.

If I hadn’t known beforehand that “Honkai Impact 3” was a Yuri-themed game, I’d definitely think that the Valkyries all have a liking for me.

However, with the arrival of Elysia on board, my single life has come to an end. With a girlfriend resembling a pink fairy, she flaunts herself to my subordinates. Strangely, I feel a chill down my spine, and when I look around, I notice what is happening.

Bronya, why are you raising the heavy cannon?

Seele, can you stop coming into my drems while holding your scythe?

Mei, can you please put down that knife and calm down first?

Kiana, or the love of god, put down that sword, I don’t like the way you are placing it around my neck.

This is the story of how a captain found out that, despite his original assumption, many of his Valkyrie aren’t actually into girls.