咸鱼一身反骨

Xing Shi accidentally transmigrated to a magic world and had a very bad life.

However, he was lucky. One day, he opened his eyes and found that he had returned to normal human society. His eyes filled with tears, and he decided to enjoy life.

Then at this time, a voice sounded in his mind.

[System 99, successfully bound to the host.]

One day, Fu Xiuning could suddenly hear the voices of the systems in other people. The systems and host had a common goal, which was to capture him. They surrounded him, all with evil intentions. He ab*sed batch after batch, like teasing a cat. Then today, he heard the familiar opening again—

[System 99, successfully bound to the host.]

[Host, please follow the requirements to capture the mission target, or you will be erased.]

Fu Xiuning inwardly smiled and thought about how to solve this problem. Then he heard the following dialogue.

Xing Shi: “Great! Noodles with soybean paste!”

System: “Host…”

Xing Shi: “It tastes like noodles with soybean paste!”

System: “Host, please…”

Xing Shi: Ahhhh! Noodles with soybean paste!”

System: “Did you hear me?”

Xing Shi: “Shut up. No one can stop me from eating noodles with soybean paste today!”

System: “Start the first level punishment program. The countdown is 3 seconds.”

Xing Shi stood there without moving. After a moment, he asked sincerely, “Are you not done yet? Is your time flow different from ours?”

System: “?”

Fu Xiuning: “?”

The system froze for a moment. “Are you okay?”

Xing Shi said, “Oh, this means the punishment is over. Is that it?”

He was happy. “Then I’ll go and buy noodles with soybean paste. Bye~”

The system was a bit confused. “…No, why are you okay?”