六零咸鱼小团宠

Bai Guo is a thousand-year-old salted fish spirit. Due to her excessive salt content, she was kicked by the Heavenly Dao Father into the 1960s, becoming the prematurely deceased little daughter of a villainous family.

So… she decided to lie flat as a salted fish in a different place!

In the villain family, a little daughter was born, and the whole family was extremely worried.

While other children could crawl, roll, and climb, their little salted fish could only lie there.

The villains tried every method to make their little salted fish move more, completely ignoring the protagonist group.

Villain Grandmother: Take this bag of peanuts outside to play. If you can’t finish them, give some to your little friends or feed the chickens. Not a single peanut should be left when you return home!

Little salted fish hugs a large bag of peanuts, feeling unhappy~

Villain Grandfather: Good girl, come with Grandpa to pick herbs on the mountain. In a couple of days, I’ll buy cloth to make you a new outfit.

Little salted fish carries a small herb basket, feeling unhappy again~

Villain Father: Do you know the lame man at the village entrance? He was lazy and refused to walk as a child, so he ended up lame!

Little salted fish: QAQ Bad Daddy, stop scaring me!

Villain Mother: Good girl, take a month’s worth of food to Grandpa, and I’ll take you to the county town to play!

Little salted fish: Can I trade the county town for more salted fish lying down time?

Villain Sister: Your body can’t be lazy, and your brain shouldn’t be lazy either. Study hard with your sister!

Little salted fish: Wuwu~ A fish’s memory is only seven seconds~

The ignored protagonist group was unhappy: Hey! Is it that we aren’t jumping high enough? Come and trouble us!