仙界第一草包

Feng Chiyue is the most beautiful being in the Celestial Realm, but she’s also the biggest good-for-nothing. However, her senior sister, Ming Jiansu, is an unparalleled Sword Immortal and a renowned general under the Heavenly Emperor. Because of this, no one dares to mess with Feng Chiyue.

Until one day, Ming Jiansu goes missing on the battlefield between Celestials and Demons. Everyone believes she has perished and eagerly awaits Feng Chiyue’s downfall.

On the first day, Feng Chiyue acts arrogantly, cursing at the Heavenly Empress from behind a protective barrier.

On the second day, Feng Chiyue strolls around leisurely, wreaking havoc in the Supreme Palace’s alchemy furnace.

On the third day, Feng Chiyue takes a chariot to the East Sea and plucks a scale from the Dragon Prince to forge a weapon.

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Only after half of the Celestial Realm is in ruins do people realize that Ming Jiansu wasn’t Feng Chiyue’s protector; she was the shackle that kept the Celestial Realm’s calamity in check!

Desperate, everyone searches for Ming Jiansu’s whereabouts. However, they only find a note on the battlefield: “This old lady quits!”

Everyone: “Huh?!”

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After faking her death, Ming Jiansu indulges in a carefree life of drinking and pleasure in the Asura City. Back in the Celestial Realm, she had to wait on all the immortals during the day and cater to Feng Chiyue at night. She had never suffered so much, even before ascending!

The Celestial Realm? Even dogs wouldn’t stay!

A month later, Ming Jiansu wakes up from a drunken stupor, her mind filled with worry for her junior sister.

— Will my junior sister go hungry and cold?

— Will my junior sister be bullied by those blind fools?

— Will my junior sister…

She sneaks back to the Celestial Court, only to find her once quiet palace bustling with activity. What awaits her is a mountain of bills.

Ming Jiansu: “?”

Why on earth did she think coming back to the Celestial Realm to be a dog was a good idea?