严禁造谣

Wan Chukong and Qi Ji. One’s a former child star turned actor, the other’s the least popular member of a well-known boy band.

Two people who couldn’t have less in common if they tried, somehow thrown together thanks to a random shipping post on a forum. To everyone’s shock—and much to their own confusion—their CP went viral.

It was during a casual gathering that Qi Ji, the unfortunate shipped party, had the misfortune of bumping into his so-called “husband,” Wan Chukong. And from the moment their eyes met, Qi Ji was drowning in waves of mortification.

Of course, Qi Ji’s friends weren’t about to let him off the hook. No, they lived for the chaos. “How could internet soulmates not meet in real life?” one of them asked as they physically dragged him toward Wan Chukong.

With a forced smile plastered on his face, Qi Ji screamed internally: Help me, someone, anyone!

Wan Chukong said, “I’ve seen you before.”

Qi Ji, trying to act nonchalant, immediately stepped into a minefield, “Middle school, maybe? That’s—”

Wan Chukong interrupted with a shake of his head. “No. On our SuperTopic. That’s where I’ve seen you.”

Qi Ji: “…”

Kill me. Someone, please, just bury me right here!

A few weeks later, a mutual friend approached Wan Chukong with wide eyes. “When did you and Qi Ji get so close?”

Wan Chukong smiled faintly, a touch of nostalgia in his voice. “Actually, we’ve known each other since middle school. When I left for overseas studies in high school, he silently supported me, sending words of encouragement. He’s the one who gave me the courage to return to the entertainment industry.”

The friend sat up straighter, visibly shocked. “Wait… seriously?”

Wan Chukong shrugged. “Well, that’s what the internet says.”

“…You’re kidding.”

“Not at all.”

“Damn!”

Note:

This is a work of fiction. There are no real-life prototypes. Please avoid discussing real-life figures in the comments.