My Big Pig Trotter Girlfriend

“In love with straight guys is exhausting? It’s even more exhausting to be in love with the female version of Iron Lady Xie Erduo who’s intellectually superior! At a blind date event, the heir of the pickled vegetable factory, Pseudo Tyrant CEO, encountered the real academic tyrant who held top patents in her hands. Due to some indescribable/difficult to articulate/imaginative reasons, Pseudo Tyrant CEO embarked on his journey of pursuing the girl, which was of hellish difficulty.

Pseudo Tyrant CEO: “Look at that powerful cross on the water! If we get married in the future, I’ll book this lake and the church for our wedding!”

Real Academic Tyrant: “That’s too rough. You can even see the welding points, and besides, with that stress, it might not hold up over time.”