Completed (95 chapters)
Best Actor Pei Lang transmigrates into a BL novel and becomes a loathsome, reckless cannon fodder despised by everyone. The original owner of the body went to great lengths to seduce the male lead, but unfortunately, the male lead’s heart and eyes were solely reserved for the protagonist shou. To get closer to the male lead, he marries the male lead’s disabled uncle, becoming his contractual spouse.
Before the scammy system disappears, it leaves behind a useless golden finger. Looking at the surface cold and ruthless but inwardly childish and lively tycoon before him, Pei Lang roars: “Uncle, could your inner drama be any more over the top!?”
Later, the previously hated and scorned cannon fodder transforms. He chops off his wolf-tail hairstyle, ditches the tacky deep V-neck shirts, and wipes away the gaudy makeup. Now, every smile and glance can steal hearts. He can sing, act, and make the whole internet adore him—including the male lead, who had once stepped on him to establish his image as devoted and faithful.
A certain male protagonist: Xiao Lang, be with me. I know you still like me; otherwise, why would you have gone out of your way to get close to my uncle?
Pei Lang with a smirk: Since you’re on Pei Ziqing’s side, you should call me ‘Big Brother’. Following your uncle, I’m still your elder. Nephew, please show some respect.
The uncle is a childish man who stubbornly maintains his cold and domineering persona, loyal, protective, and wealthy—but terrible at pursuing people.
One Day, the cold-faced tycoon drives his wheelchair, his gaze locked like a predator’s, cornering Pei Lang. His hand slams onto the wall near Pei Lang’s waist.
Pei Lang looks down at the awkward and stiff-faced tycoon in disbelief. “What… are you doing?”
“Can’t you tell? I’m doing a wall slam.” The tycoon roars inwardly: The guides in novels are all lies! Sitting in a wheelchair, I can’t even trap someone in my arms properly. I’m suing the author!
“Wall… slam!?” Pei Lang is dumbfounded, his lips twitching as he glances at the hand pressed against his waist and subtly shifts his body.