I Told You to Cultivate Immortality, Not to Wreak Havoc on the Cultivation World!

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Immortal Cultivation Era: 17863

Emperor Qin Yu ascended to immortality, and all the major figures gathered to see him off. Firecrackers went off, and everyone’s eyes were filled with tears, murmuring words.

Sect Elder: “Finally, this disaster is leaving! We’ll finally have some peace and quiet.”

Sect Disciple: “Who understands what I’ve been through all these years? I lost my underwear, and they don’t even steal like this! Who robs someone like that?”

Hehuan Sect Elder: “The moment Qin Yu learned the Cleansing Heart Mantra, I knew my sect couldn’t avoid it.”

Elite of the Demon Sect: “I thought I was bad enough, but Qin Yu, with just one casual move, made me realize I need to spend my whole life learning from him.”

Grand Elder of the Demon Sect: “Before I met Qin Yu, I would never have dreamed that one day I’d need to report to the authorities for my own protection.”

Ancient Demon Sect Leader: “If I had another chance to start over, I would choose never to be resurrected.”

Sect Master: “Inviting Qin Yu into the sect is the biggest regret of my life!”

Qin Yu saw the tears in everyone’s eyes and felt reluctant to leave, so he said, “If you can’t bear to see me go, I can…”

All the cultivators from various sects shouted in unison: “Please, Emperor, ascend already! We beg you, stop ruining the cultivation world!”