Guidelines for Evil Organizations

“Young man, I heard you think life is lonely, and it’s about to rot. You don’t know the meaning of life? Perfect! I have an electronic contract here that can help you understand the true meaning of life. Just check ‘yes’ and you will instantly transform into a flying tentacle monster with the speed of 10 Mach, advance to Level 6 Hokage, and embark on a journey to Soul Society in the Western Underworld to seek a great treasure! If you sign up now, you will also receive a battle robe like the Bronze Saint and an Altman Transforming Handle signed by Athena!”

Bai Qige has many identities. He is the mysterious monk at the bottom of the cliff, Master Wet Dream, who creates adventures for young heroes; the Blue Civet Cat Demon Emperor who gifts magical treasures to dreamy teenagers; and the eight-headed serpent demon who serves as the main villain in the story. In life, you don’t always have to be the hero; you can also be an old grandpa who creates heroes by the dozen.