Flash marriage at 30 [Short Story]

WARNING: The blurb is a massive spoiler

Zhang Dai and Chen Shuangshuang’s parents once joked that if they were still single by the age of thirty, they should just settle for each other! Both Zhang Dai and Chen Shuangshuang, who had been bickering since childhood, found this idea absolutely impossible. But fate had other plans.

One day, after a heartbreaking breakup, Chen Shuangshuang was in tears. Zhang Dai, ever the loyal friend, decided to help her drown her sorrows in alcohol. What happened next was completely unexpected. The morning after, Chen Shuangshuang, still reeling from the shock, kicked Zhang Dai and demanded he buy the morning-after pill.

She thought everything would be erased like chalk dust, but she accidentally took the wrong medicine and unfortunately got pregnant, and her family found out. After some deliberation, their families quickly arranged for them to get a marriage certificate and immediately held the wedding.

Skit 1:

Chen Shuangshuang, holding her pregnant belly: “Mom, he bullied me again!”

Zhang Dai, just scolded: “You’re already a mother, how can you still be so childish?”

Chen Shuangshuang, with a disdainful look: “You’re already a father, can’t you be more mature?”

Skit 2:

Chen Shuangshuang: “Zhang Dai, do you have abs? Can I pinch them?”

Zhang Dai: “Why can’t you keep your hands to yourself?”

After marriage, they both disliked each other and bickered constantly, making their married life quite lively!